Mumbles McGoo finally found a cause that is ideal for him as he is clearly the best example of it. No, this is legit and not Babylon Bee satire.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2024/06/14/a-proclamation-on-world-elder-abuse-awareness-day-2024/#:~:text=NOW%2C%20THEREFORE%2C%20I%2C%20JOSEPH,World%20Elder%20Abuse%20Awareness%20Day.